Bar || Heath, Owen, Zack 

  • Jeremiah: -Is kissing the blonde girl and moves to her neck as he nibbles on her neck leaving a trail of hot kisses and moves his hands under her shirt as he takes a break and glances back at them and laughs at Zack- "By the end of the night you will have at least smacked them or gotten smack by them"
  • Heath: -stops dancing with the stripper and walks over to Zack who is dancing with his stripper lady and quickly pulls his pants down- "Now you can get busy. By the way, he hasn't gotten any since forever. Go slow though he isn't used to this kind of attention" -laughs and walks away and starts dancing with his stripper again-
  • Owen: -Passes out-


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ventilated:

I’m in Love With A Stripper - T-Pain


1 month ago · 16 notes (© ventilated)

Bar || Heath, Owen, Zack 

  • Jeremiah: -Looks over at Zack and gives him two thumbs up- "About time you fucking did" -pulls the blonde stripper to a corner and starts to flirt with her and then kisses her passionatly as he placed his hand on her hips and brought her closer to him-
  • Heath: -Sees Zack finally giving in and shouts at him- ABOUT TIME, DUDE! You show her what you got!" -He focuses his attention back on the stripper and dances to the beat of the music and smacks her ass- "Smack that all on the floor! Smack that! Gimme some more!"
  • Owen: -Shakes his chest as his chest touch the shorties breasts "I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER SHE POPPING ROLLING SHE'S CLIMBING THAT POLE" -turns her around and smacks her ass as he sways to the music-


Bar || Heath, Owen, Zack 

  • Jeremiah: -Shakes his head and walks over to Zack and picks him as he throws him over his shoulder and puts him on the red hair stripper's lap- "Entrain him ok? He needs to have some fun and get crazy" -pulls the blonde stripper closer to him and kisses her neck softly-
  • Heath: -laughs at Jeremiah and Zack- "Don't be a party pooper, Zack. You need to live a little. Don't you get bored of being such a good little boy all the time?" -stands up as he throws more pennies at the stripper and then begins to dance with her shaking his ass-
  • Owen: -shakes his head and starts to dance with the shortie stripper and shakes his ass beside her as he starts to laugh- "Zack just live life ok? You explode so easy because you never let off some steam"


Bar || Heath, Owen, Zack 

  • Jeremiah: "You and Owen are the biggest whiners in the world." -He said as she threw peanuts at both of them- "Be like Heath and I and just take some risks and have fun. You can say I compelled you to be here or something like that, I'm going to have fun." -Walks to his stripper as he grabs her hand and twirls her- "See a grade A ass"
  • Heath: "Yeah! What he said!" -downs another shot of vodka and then watches as his stripper begins walking and starts dancing right infront of him- "Penny time." - smiles as he throws a bunch of them at the stripper and watches as they land in her boobies- "Oh shit. Oops?" -he puts his head on the counter and starts laughing- "Your turn, Owen." -starts laughing even harder-
  • Owen: -Shakes his head and catches some peanuts as he throws them at the strippers as they land at their breasts and laughed to himself taking more vodka shots- "This is actually fun we could do this more often" -starts dancing in between them and smacks one of their asses-


Bar || Heath, Owen, Zack 

  • Jeremiah: -Looks at the vodka and takes it looking at Zack and throws three peanuts at him- "Stop ruining the moment and enjoy your stripper. Have fun. Live a little live in the dangerous side you said you were changing up your life start now." -turns around and looks at the door as the strippers walk in and grins like a fool-
  • Heath: -grabs the shot of vodka and quickly downs it before looking at the strippers walking in- "Let the party begin. By the way, we all blame this on Jeremiah if anyone asks." -laughs and grabs his pennies- "Ready to put your nickels to good use, Owen?"
  • Owen: -grabs the vodka shot and drowns it as he looks up and laughs as the strippers walk in and elbows Zack- "Good luck with Senna she has you in a pedestal she probably won't care." -takes out his wallet and nodes his head- "Blame it on Jeremiah"


I kicked Elise out too and she seems to be whining a lot less than you 

the-simplesalvatore:

Your name can’t have an insult in it, change it. Peachy. What about you?

I like my name, sorry. I’m as keen as a kiwi 

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1 month ago · 11 notes (© owenchristopher)

I kicked Elise out too and she seems to be whining a lot less than you 

paige-royal-bitch:

Sob story? All I said was that I got kicked out and that I’m in need of a place to say. I didn’t add a story into that, so I don’t know where you’re coming from with that. But I’ll stop mentioning it if you’re sick of my whining. I was thinking more about 2 million. More risky. 

Nice talk we had here. I hope you have a nice night sleep.

(Source: owenchristopher)


1 month ago · 11 notes (© owenchristopher)

Bar || Heath, Owen, Zack 

  • Jeremiah: -Is about to throw a peanut at him but turns around and throws it at Heath- "Who gives a shit, live a little Zack. Fine talk to her and get her life story I want to see if it's daddy issues or mommy issues. Write a fucking research paper on it but have fun" -laughs and orders a line of vodka shots for everyone- "Tonight we shall forget about females unless they are named after candies."
  • Heath: -finishes the beer and eats a peanut- "We can't have the sex until we make up, can we, smart one?" -feels a peanut being thrown at his head and then throws one back at Jeremiah- "So, when are these strippers getting here? I want to put these pennies to good use." -stands up and takes the pennies out of his pocket and puts them on the counter-
  • Owen: -Gets his beer and starts to drink it- "Right. You two fight more than cat and dogs and Jeremiah here has a thing for Charlie now" -smirks and looks over at Zack and sighs, "Yes Elise but let's not talk about her right now let's just get the strippers already so I can put my nickels to good use"


I kicked Elise out too and she seems to be whining a lot less than you 

the-simplesalvatore:

At least call me Salvawhore.

I’ll stick to Salvatorass so how have you been?

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1 month ago · 11 notes (© owenchristopher)